Pilot - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S01E01]

TV-14 ComedyCrime
 

Detective Jake Peralta finds his work scrutinized when new Captain, Ray Holt, takes over at his precinct.

#1
Pilot - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S01E01]
Released: 2013-09-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 35.261
Meep morp zeep. Robot Captain Engage.
#2
Pilot - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S01E01]
Released: 2013-09-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 33.686
Well, Scully, Hitchcock, and Daniels.
#3
Pilot - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S01E01]
Released: 2013-09-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 31.792
Does anyone get a little bit of a gay vibe?
#4
Pilot - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S01E01]
Released: 2013-09-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 31.233
Meep morp... zarp.
#5
Pilot - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S01E01]
Released: 2013-09-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 30.527
I am Detective Right-All-The-Time,
#6
Pilot - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S01E01]
Released: 2013-09-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 30.095
I haven't known the touch of a woman in many moons.
#7
Pilot - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S01E01]
Released: 2013-09-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 29.398
Welcome to the murder. What are you doing here?
#8
Pilot - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S01E01]
Released: 2013-09-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 29.002
and this is my partner Detective Terrible Detective.
#9
Pilot - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S01E01]
Released: 2013-09-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 28.627
Good one. You look great.
#10
Pilot - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S01E01]
Released: 2013-09-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 27.704
Oh, my head! My muffin, my head!
#11
Pilot - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S01E01]
Released: 2013-09-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 27.334
This job is eating me alive.
#12
Pilot - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S01E01]
Released: 2013-09-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 27.018
They have adorable chubby cheeks.
#13
Pilot - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S01E01]
Released: 2013-09-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.394
about being a washed-up pencil pusher.
#14
Pilot - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S01E01]
Released: 2013-09-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.388
Jamon Iberico is an amazing cured ham from Spain.
#15
Pilot - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S01E01]
Released: 2013-09-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.219
They called me Terry Titties.
#16
Pilot - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S01E01]
Released: 2013-09-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.123
Fire extinguisher roller chair derby?
#17
Pilot - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S01E01]
Released: 2013-09-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.587
Manscaping.
#18
Pilot - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S01E01]
Released: 2013-09-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.501
Maybe it was just old person gunk.
#19
Pilot - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S01E01]
Released: 2013-09-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.435
Wow, that's a great story, Charles, thank you.
#20
Pilot - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S01E01]
Released: 2013-09-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.027
A little spoon there for you.
#21
Pilot - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S01E01]
Released: 2013-09-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.971
- Mlepnos. - Can you spell that, please?
#22
Pilot - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S01E01]
Released: 2013-09-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.747
I'm doing the best speech from Donnie Brasco.
#23
Pilot - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S01E01]
Released: 2013-09-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.050
Yes, the Clay is silent.
#24
Pilot - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S01E01]
Released: 2013-09-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.991
It's like a white noise machine.
#25
Pilot - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S01E01]
Released: 2013-09-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.854
Secret tie.