The Bizarro Jerry - Seinfeld [S08E03]

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The Bizarro Jerry - Seinfeld [S08E03]
PG Comedy

George uses Susan's death to pick up women. Elaine's new friend is Jerry's exact opposite. Jerry's new girlfriend has manly hands. Kramer pretends to work for an upscale firm.

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03 Oct 1996
The Bizarro Jerry
Andy Ackerman
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#1
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 27.396
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#2
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 24.317
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#3
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 23.814
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#4
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 23.667
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Bizarro World.
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#5
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 23.104
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I don't know what this is supposed to be.
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Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 23.103
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-They read. -I read.
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#7
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 22.911
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-Eating olives. -Ever hear of asking?
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#8
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 22.535
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#9
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 22.471
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Big deal.
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#10
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 21.869
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Old man Leland is busting my hump over these reports.
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#11
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 21.797
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-Well, what do you got in there? -Crackers.
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#12
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 21.402
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Well, I'm just trying to get ahead.
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#13
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 21.221
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Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.
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#14
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 21.032
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#15
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 21.006
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Me so happy.
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#16
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 20.950
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Hey, she wants me to dress smart casual.
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#17
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 20.602
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#18
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 20.395
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The whole system is breaking down.
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#19
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 20.307
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That's what makes this so difficult.
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#20
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 20.269
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You know what? You're right.
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#21
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 20.018
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Bizarro Jerry?
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#22
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 19.962
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Crackers
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#23
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 19.693
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Books, Jerry.
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#24
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 19.366
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You know this is my crazy time of year.
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#25
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 19.259
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Who is this?
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