Lin, leave me alone. Gene and Louise, you shouldn’t play with knives. Where did you find the knife in the first place, and why are there fingerprints all over the knife? Dad, Gene found that knife in the kitchen. And he stabbed James Woods with it. The fingerprints were from him trying to get the blood off his jacket. Also, Louise never touched that knife.

Okay. Kids, you shouldn’t play with knifes. Look, there are fingerprints all over the knife. Dad, Gene found that knife and stabbed James Woods in the back. Louise never got her hands on that knife. The fingerprints are when Gene tried to get the blood off his jacket.

Gene and Louise stabbing people with a knife? This is misery! This is ridiculous! Linda, Gene was the one who stabbed James Woods with that knife.

Dad, that’s the same knife that killed James Woods. Kids, tell me. Who was the one playing with this knife and stabbing people? Who was holding the knife?

I didn’t kill Stephanie, Dad. It had to be Louise! No, I would never kill anybody. Dad, Gene found the knife in the kitchen. And then he killed Stephanie.

Gene gave the knife to Louise because he had to pee. Then, Priscilla regained consciousness after fainting, then Louise took the knife, and she killed her. I hid her in Gene’s room because I didn’t want you to see her throat slit. Now, Tina, tell them the story about how Gene used that knife to stab Muriel, like we did for Priscilla and James Woods,

Then, it was time to go to my jazz band concert. Gene found a knife from the restaurant, and he saw James Woods walking upstairs. Then he stabbed him, and planted the knife in Louise’s backpack. I hid Woods in Tina’s closet so you won’t see him dead when we get home.

Then, Priscilla regained consciousness after fainting. And Louise took the knife that killed James Woods away from Gene, then she killed her. I hid her in Gene’s room because I didn’t want you guys to see what I did. Now who was the one who stabbed Muriel with the knife that killed Priscilla and James Woods? Was it Gene or Tina?

There were fingerprints all over the knife, so Gene placed it in the kitchen sink. I had to use the toilet, so I gave the knife to Louise, and she went to kill somebody else. Then I ran to the bathroom,

Gene gave that knife to Louise, because he had to poop. Then, Priscilla regained consciousness after fainting. Then Louise took the knife, and she killed her. I came out of the bathroom and hid her in Louise’s room because I didn’t want you to see it.

Then, it was time to go to my jazz band concert. Gene found a knife from the dishwasher and saw James Woods walking upstairs. Then he stabbed him. Then he planted the knife in Louise’s bag. I ran upstairs and hid him in Tina’s closet so you won’t see him dead when we get home. Mom calls me and Louise to get in the car to go to the concert.

There were fingerprints all over the knife, so Gene hid it in the kitchen sing. I had to use the toilet, so I gave the knife to Louise, and she went to kill somebody else. Then I ran to the bathroom.

Louise notices that the knife is behind the Roku. And she calls me over. As soon as Gene got over, he got the knife and put it back on the table and hid it behind the napkin bag.

There were fingerprints all over the knife. I asked Gene to put it in the kitchen sink to hide it from you guys. I had to use the toilet, so I gave the knife to Louise before I ran to the bathroom.

Then, Priscilla regained consciousness after fainting, and Louise got the knife, and she killed her. I hid her in Gene’s room because I didn’t want you guys to see her throat slit. Now, Tina, tell them the story about how Gene took the knife that killed Priscilla and James Woods to stab Muriel, Tina.

Louise ran to the car, then I saw James Woods walking to Priscilla. Then I stabbed him. Mom called me and I got the knife and hid it behind the Roku. Gene went back into the house to hide Woods in Tina’s closet so she won’t see him.