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I gotta go sit behind a desk for 8 to 9 damn hours and Oprah Winfrey on my summer vacation, and then Slow yo ass the fukk down, who's gives a fukk if you're watching Oprah or you sitting at a cubicle taking orders on a bullshit ass job
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I gotta go sit behind a desk for 8 to 9 damn hours and Oprah Winfrey on my summer vacation, and then Slow yo ass the fukk down, who's gives a fukk if you're watching Oprah or you sitting at a cubicle taking orders on a bullshit ass job
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Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
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Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
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