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me mom's got double phantasmagoria and she's sick evewry time she vomits she gets hallucinations of me smashing a color glove with color tv attatchment into her. i'd avoid all contact if i were you. oh dear! tell her best wishes from me and i hope she gets well soon.
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me mom's got double phantasmagoria and she's sick evewry time she vomits she gets hallucinations of me smashing a color glove with color tv attatchment into her. i'd avoid all contact if i were you. oh dear! tell her best wishes from me and i hope she gets well soon.
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