jay claire alex reela there i go again calling everyone the wrong name! alex luke jay cam claire gloria haley luke phil alex (opening credits) gloria alex luke haley phil claire oh goodness i'm getting everyone's names wrong.

Is this cold I'm coming down with?

Thomas and friends? oh god, i'm so sick of Thomas and friends

Thomas and friends? oh god, I'm so sick of Thomas and friends.

come on luke this promise is yours i promise gloria are you down down down down down jay no need to worry you are my only as we make our great escape no need no cry are you down down down down? alex are you down down down down down down down haley down down down even if the sky is falling down.

i'm getting tired of saying down down prices are down so i'll say... bonk bonk prices are carbon bonking tax.

I'm so fuckin' sick and tired of the Photoshop

Don't cut down a stupid tree with Alvin and the Chipmunks Chainsaw sounds b r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r the same old man come on get down with the sickness come on get down with the sickness

I'm going to take this brief and shove it down their throat Until they f*ckn choke on it

i've got eerouooeryl now and i'm so sick! i vomit and get up one night! oh so shocking and i'm already sick with phnomenneckophoeintia oh dear! oh dear! i hope you get epochoueucrustaiania as well.

well bump! i wanna forgiven! ok haley don't yell! gloria i'm taking zooboo off you and putting it in the bin! now phil what are we gonna do about the alex situation?

I'm so pretty. I'm angry with you, so kill yourself and drink bleach

give me the blanket thing, so I'm not wrong or right Then I either hit them with a real helpline or I can shove product down their throat.

Oh, boy. I'm getting so wet.

oh me gloria told me? i'm sorry darling luke i mean alex made me calm down. gloria hands off the zooboo! yes i know ty burell's pictures manny couldn't have because enraged but now =11 no grounding rules in sanctions! yay!

Kids, I'm the boss of you, okay? So just calm down.