(Jack From Warrington) Good afternoon welcome to asda stores This is jack speaking Can we please have your email address please? So? Email is right? Goodbye? I'll hang up the phone? (Dad) Yes. Er.. okay? Is 22 George Road Lu3. Okay? Good bye

Yes. I was given permission to tattle. Is that okay? Yes. If you were being told to tattle, it's okay. Being a tattletale is not. I'll call the school and tell your teacher that you did the right thing.

Now, yes finally okay awesome we made it okay we made it to, half a million man that crap is crazy, and honestly I don't even know how to you know thank you If you're watching this video right now that means that you actually you know

I don't need A wife, don't you? Why did I ask me to do something? The world is going to be talented every day at the earth. I know. I need A dance Party! I like Some games! Yes. I do it. Jump up! Have I seen It? Yes. I think So.

Can we use a screwdriver to cover up the Moon’s mouth? Barley, this means it’s time for dinner. Yes, Ian. I’m starving. Barley. Do you want to come with me to the grocery store and buy all the groceries that we need for dinner tonight? Yes Ian. Good. So come with me to the grocery store. Okay Ian. I’m coming.

somebody call Vogue i'm having a vogue moment right now... I look so good in my boy scouts uniform. hello Vogue.. this is Michael from GetYARN yes could you hire Allison as a cover model she's looking for a hefty pay. OK thank you i'll tell her. You got the job.

Hello Nick! Hello Harry... So your 8th year at Hogwarts eh? well you'll be pleased to know that all wizard crackers have been extinguished and a few suprises have been hidden. Oh and The Fat Frier is now the deputy of Hufflepuff. Thanks! Goodbye!

Hayley posts this video of Aunt Francine getting super hyped watching Carol Burnett sing her goodbye to Jay Leno. It was "Yes. Mom is here for this one. Carol Burnett: 'So long, farewell, I'm here so what the hell. For your last show I'll do the Tarzan yell. Aiaiaiaiaiaia!"

Brad Wait hang on a second I have an idea so Kissing in silence is boring right so I decided that we haven’t played this one in a while you’re gonna know playing push it Kate what’s your idea well In way yes which one Kate oh come on not this again

going and i know that i've got to make it on my own i don't wanna grow up we can stay forever young living on my sofa drinking rum and cola underneath the rising sun i'm going and i know that all you have to do is stay a minute your hands on mine the clock is ticking so stay all you have to do is stay a minute your hands on mine the clock is ticking so stay

I use a computer - no phone, no tablet. I'm desperately trying to change my password as someone who should no longer have access to the account, could still have access until I change it. 'Use your phone to sign in' and '2-step verification' are both turned off. The 'Ways we can verify it's you' information is now mine (an email and mobile number).

indian taxation office will hunt you down and open fire! this is your last warning! so i'd think about it and yes the ducks assembled that oscilating fan to the indian consumer law. and they're too busy eating butter chicken to come to the phones please leave a message after the beep.

if i (and yes say for instance i did everything i can to get sick) and had all the varients of disteria would i have an allergic reaction? this is very likely. we tested this in the labs and the results came in:45% had an allergic reaction so yes while you've got the varients you would be allergic.

good after i shake myself off because i need to have lapel badges anyway my collarbone is mobile i'm very flexible sia's only up one corner from my street the ravens are crying in rectorys. shake! shake! shake! yes i'll let you shake down.

After dinner if I can imagine them what do you like this song right yes I do but I don’t know why you like these guys so much they’re not guys they are women ok all right What we are going to do is celebrate our first actual seriously this song again date together with some music wait what

Welcome to Mcgaynls's what can I get you the stupid order A mcgay meal with six piece chicken nuggets a sweet tea and fries and Family Guy toy okay your total is 1 million Dad can we get the girmamc Shake oh heck no I hate grimace he's a homosexual