what would happen if they sent me away for 9 months? oh god then i'd never see taxes crazy and i'd say "hello and goodbye australia welcome to carbon greenies style taxes clapham trainor respite!"

what would happen if i was a glass hashtag? well i'd hope you'd twist your trends in a clutter tax gangnam trainor pen clapham and "hello clutter greenies let's send some tax away for 8 trainor lewis clapham mallard months!"

what would happen if i was a csi case? oh god then the killer wouldn't want the carbon tax victim to go "hello i'm carbon tax gangnam style grissom."

what would happen if i was bradley clapham? you'd go "flushy flushy clutter tax.".

what would happen if i was a dove? well you'd go chirp carbon bonking tax chirp carbon bonking tax chirp.

what would happen if i was sian? oh god you'd go you want me to tell the carbon tax.

what would happen if julia gillard was the nappy she puts on her carbon tax babies? then it'd be gillard tax tax gillard tax tax hello australia wah wah they'll be no crazy tax 70% ofaustralia is co2 please don't fart!

what would happen if i was dua lipa? oh god then you'd go "one clutter is all i taxed."

what would happen if i was adventure world? oh god you'd be called gallagher world.

what would happen if julia gillard was worse than her own charmed on tv? well she'd go "hello charmers tax babies nappy tax tax tax iranges hello australia they'll be lots of carbon tax baby tax! wahh here's your goverment dummy i'll tax ya for farting!"

what would happen if i was starring in a movie? oh god then the final cut would be crazy in "carbon clutter tax avoidment greenies:part 1".

what would happen if i was the girly? well you'd go "whaap whaap feed me carbon tax daddy.".

what would happen if julia gillard was freaky on tv? well she'd go "oh hello australia run run tax 3 taxries for you baby carbon polutionualia australia!".

what would happen if julia gillard was sharon waltham? oh god then she'd go "taxsus old jx i miss gabi tax we know tax i don't wanna hear about carbon i don't wanna hear about tax! it's tax tixit chat!"

what would happen if i was rita ora? oh god then you'd go "hello spiders foward in glutch, welcome to gangdegenereseeniums!"

when was the time i kept moving my head to my papers and kept going back to my microphone? when you were trying to get carbon greenies gangnam clapham tax in.