Yep. And Gene, Louise and I

Tina and Gene screams Louise don't screams

I didn’t kill Stephanie, Dad. It had to be Louise! No, I would never kill anybody. Dad, Gene found the knife in the kitchen. And then he killed Stephanie.

Gene and Louise stabbing people with a knife? This is misery! This is ridiculous! Linda, Gene was the one who stabbed James Woods with that knife.

Louise, go to your room because you killed Stephanie and James Woods. I wasn’t the one who killed them. Gene did.

Okay. Kids, you shouldn’t play with knifes. Look, there are fingerprints all over the knife. Dad, Gene found that knife and stabbed James Woods in the back. Louise never got her hands on that knife. The fingerprints are when Gene tried to get the blood off his jacket.

Gene and Louise, be nice. Oh, you should kill yourself. Yeah!

Gene gave the knife to Louise because he had to pee. Then, Priscilla regained consciousness after fainting, then Louise took the knife, and she killed her. I hid her in Gene’s room because I didn’t want you to see her throat slit. Now, Tina, tell them the story about how Gene used that knife to stab Muriel, like we did for Priscilla and James Woods,

Then, Priscilla regained consciousness after fainting, and Louise got the knife, and she killed her. I hid her in Gene’s room because I didn’t want you guys to see her throat slit. Now, Tina, tell them the story about how Gene took the knife that killed Priscilla and James Woods to stab Muriel, Tina.

Then, Priscilla regained consciousness after fainting. And Louise took the knife that killed James Woods away from Gene, then she killed her. I hid her in Gene’s room because I didn’t want you guys to see what I did. Now who was the one who stabbed Muriel with the knife that killed Priscilla and James Woods? Was it Gene or Tina?

Lin, leave me alone. Gene and Louise, you shouldn’t play with knives. Where did you find the knife in the first place, and why are there fingerprints all over the knife? Dad, Gene found that knife in the kitchen. And he stabbed James Woods with it. The fingerprints were from him trying to get the blood off his jacket. Also, Louise never touched that knife.

2319! Tina forces Gene and Louise to play a board game they found on the street.

Let me handle this, Lin. Gene and Louise, you shouldn’t play with knives. Listen. Where did you find this knife in the first place, and why are there fingerprints all over it? Dad, Gene found that knife in the kitchen. Then James Woods walked in, then he stabbed him in the back. TheAnd also, Louise never put her hands on that knife.

Thank you for your honesty Tina. Kids, I’m not mad at you, but I am proud of you! For killing James Woods, and the others. You mean Derek, Muriel, Priscilla, and Stephanie?

Dad, that’s the same knife that killed James Woods. Kids, tell me. Who was the one playing with this knife and stabbing people? Who was holding the knife?

Gene gave that knife to Louise, because he had to poop. Then, Priscilla regained consciousness after fainting. Then Louise took the knife, and she killed her. I came out of the bathroom and hid her in Louise’s room because I didn’t want you to see it.