Rallo would love that bonus feature. Let me guess, the one with Oprah Winfrey, Mindy Kaling, and Reese Witherspoon singing?

Francine, I hate that bonus feature. Hayley, Steve, have you seen this bonus feature of Oprah Winfrey, Mindy Kaling, and Reese Witherspoon singing “Can’t Say the Alphabet Enough”? It’s really great.

Rallo, Aunt Francine told me you would love a bonus feature of A Wrinkle in Time. It’s called “Can’t Say the Alphabet Enough”. It is sung by Reese Witherspoon, backed up by Oprah Winfrey and Mindy Kaling.

Roberta and Rallo would love that bonus feature honey. It’s so great. No it’s not Francine. Reese Witherspoon’s singing is very off key. And the backup from Oprah Winfrey and Mindy Kaling is so awful, it’s hardly enjoyable.

In the show, Gabi sings the song, with backup by Maria and Gina. But now, it's Reese Witherspoon singing it, with backup by Oprah Winfrey and Mindy Kaling.

In the show, it was Gabi singing it, backed up by Maria and Gina. But now, it’s Reese Witherspoon singing it, with Oprah Winfrey and Mindy Kaling backing up.

I hate that bonus feature Francine. Reese Witherspoon’s singing is very off key. I feel like I wanna slap the shit out of her when she starts singing. What about Oprah Winfrey and Mindy Kaling? Are they off key?

In the show, it was Gabby singing the song, backed up by Maria and Gina. But now, it’s Reese Witherspoon singing it with Oprah Winfrey and Mindy Kaling backing up.

Let’s look at the bonus features Stan. “Can’t Say the Alphabet Enough”? What the hell is that?

I’m gonna text Donna and tell her that Roberta and Rallo should watch the bonus feature. It is so great. No Francine, it is not. Reese Witherspoon’s singing is very off key. And the backup Oprah sang with Mindy Kaling is so awful, it’s hardly enjoyable.

“Can’t Say the Alphabet Enough”? What the hell is that? My favorite bonus feature of A Wrinkle in Time.

Wow. Stan, look at the bonus features of A Wrinkle in Time. “Can’t Say the Alphabet Enough”? What the hell is that?

Roberta and Rallo should watch this bonus feature. Reese Witherspoon just ruined it all with her trip-over dress, her stupid hair, and her annoying voice. Mindy Kaling looks awkward with her hair poofy, and Oprah looks like a black Elsa.

Wait a minute Francine. Is that Oprah in the middle? Sure is. Is there anything you hate about her? First, you hate Reese Witherspoon’s singing, then you commented on Mindy Kaling’s wig, then there’s nothing you hate about Oprah. Is there?

"Can't Say the Alphabet Enough"? What the hell is that? It was originally a song from Sesame Street, but Ava Duvernay said it became very popular for a bonus feature for the movie.

I’m gonna text Donna to tell her Roberta and Rallo should watch this bonus feature. It is so great. No Francine, it is not. Reese Witherspoon’s singing is very off key. And the backup is so awful, it’s hardly enjoyable.