and on the next judge judy... "it was ok i got a little drunk" "everything was ok" "how does that explain your canks?" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "believe me you don't wanna have a random." "take my advice leave before i kick you out." next judge judy.

why don't you divorce judge judy? that's a judge i can't divorce a judge.

and on the next judge judy... "i was fine on the friday (coughing) and she stole a voice!" "they constantly slashed my tyres!" "listen here i'm a judge not a mechanic." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... for sand scratches! i mean the bricks were laid--- you smashed my face!" "well i owed $78 in liew for car damages!" "so the tires are gone now." "listen here78 isn't hard." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "and my head was split in two i bleed so much." "the baseball bat damaged my anus" "oh people just assault for blackmail sometimes be careful." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... ." "i returned back the $300 i saw the value of the resale." "ok at least i don't put monry into a magic cutting machine and get $29882239 back from OZ!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "paddle boards flung up and hit me in the face." "i called 911 and CPA for double duties." "ok go ahead" "but my complaint was overlooked." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "scratches everywhere i was short $78 in rental fees i would've been broke! "well you see i waited--but i oh you!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... shocked when i rolled into the confessional." "the whole incident went to australia's funniest home video show." "mascots can be jumpy at times." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... told a massive white lie to me and i did not respond for 34 minutes." "the problem is you don't know when you're getting a bit of a toxic!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... " can't believe ya took a balloon! i'm shocked well he---hey!" "talk on top and you'll be bust outta my courtroom!" "well i did warn them they'd throw thier blankets off." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... was i was still lost." "the books snapped a surfboard on me anyway next thing i know i get punched." "well it's either a boxing ring or $7888888 (laughing)" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "all my timeshares not paid back he swore to pay back $67" "well the staycation was only five days prior to going" next judge judy.

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and on the next judge judy... " and my husband called me a darling and banged a gavel in my face." "that's a whole lie your honor. "shh! don't argue. if i tell ya again you're gone!" next judge judy.