tonight a man did cross (clicks tongue) shropshire! (coughs) you'll have to excuse me! shropshire! oh bridget! we tried (clicks tongue) shropshire! everything and nothing so what's gonna become of you? well maybe i'll have the (clicks tongue) shropshire! baby early now.

yes finally final one i have time for (clicks tongue) shropshire! (still falling for you by ellie goulding plays) well no wonder i clicked (clicks tongue) shropshire that was my role! shropshire! yes i get it now you chopped the ball of your tongue out yes (clicks tongue) shropshire! bridget you need something else to click i know! (clicks tongue) jauntafire!

ok, the interview is at 11:00 and the tv spot is at 4:00 ok now one thing to remember (clicks tongue) shropshire! i'll remember thanks. and we now cross live to (clicks tongue) shropshire! bridget jones!

scratch! ow! i'm afraid i'm gonna have to ask you to leave (points to exit sign) oh ok, next time i'll ask you to leave! and i will pay down and be good!

ow! (smacks!) i'm afraid i'm gonna have to ask you to leave. (crying) what's wrong darling? oh dear well it's both your faults then. i'm sorry. ok just don't do it again. now remember this in case you get in the wars again:keeping out of trouble is highly recommended.

for the rest of--- (record scratches) ok times up! oh but i only just got--- no i don't wanna hear it! nope sorry! i have to limit you now to being grounded. sorry! oh (sobs) you happy now? i'm sorry but it is for your own good. i don't want you thrning into a redudant zombie faye fanderlinden bridges oh god! now go to the naughty room now! (door slams)

oh god everywhere ruinrecallfspeimtyyvideos! and chinkakremerkgiusnsdcals! ok i'm leaving now! (whispers to ned) i think she dosen't know! and no i can't be starting with you on a bad lane place again!

moana marsh exit now from elena house! (smacks face) you don't need to look after natasha yeo! i don't care what kathy thinks! owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok ashley orchrocki i'm coming back to the greenwood hub to work my shifts lucy told me but i wouldn't listen. now i'm back!

calling rentlo... hello rentlo how can we help? oh yes hi i've got some window boxes that need fixing so i can rent, so if you could send someone to have a look, that'd be gread. ok, thanks bye.

haven't i made this warning obvious? i told ya "don't put me in a west coast eagles AFL jersey!" but you wouldn't fucking listen! i'm sorry but i just don't know all my problems right now. ok! ok! jeez! after all i started on you first and i don't like your little stage at all! now look what you made me do. score one for taylor swift! apprantly she wants to give me her problems.

scroll welcome to jungle island riven! get out the scroll symbols: KI UI DI Chok BY choke FI MY 23 OL ok i fold cloth for you. lovely tea towel i just made for you. have a lovely night. oh what's this button do? click i'm inside the mouth of the fish monument. now where is it taking me, oh to the top canopy, where the gold dome is. OK.

i had a dream that i was on a spaceship and like there was a screen with two floating heads with thier tongues and they were my kids i just gave birth to. and i'm like "oh ok i can handle having kids until 2033." and then i ended up back on the floor.

(glass breaks) go to the naughty ahmat now! oh but i knew--now! (door slams) you're grounded eternally! at bridealot bootcamp! (door slams,breaks screech) i'm afraid i'm gonna have to ask you to leave. (sobs) yes well you know what happens when you marry faye now don't you? yes.

look our names are allison and michael now, no calling me whiper tour or whiper wous or whiper woccus because i don't like it ok (scratches arm) ow! why are you so horrible to dad? oh sorry but he starts with whacky whiper.

i'm board i don't know what. oh wait i think i'll hassle granny raelene snell. (smacks face) (sits down) i think she won't mind my using her as a cushion. thank you for hassling you granny raelene snell! she needed to have a use.

look i don't know what brials or what advice you took or what affairs you meddles in but it needs to stop! otherwise i'll have to send 2 fingers first to get ya! oh ok i'll stop poking and ponking around with my heekee-peekee then heather colby must've had a none of your business chat word with you.