and on the next judge judy... "scratches everywhere i was short $78 in rental fees i would've been broke! "well you see i waited--but i oh you!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "believe me you don't wanna have a random." "take my advice leave before i kick you out." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "i was fine on the friday (coughing) and she stole a voice!" "they constantly slashed my tyres!" "listen here i'm a judge not a mechanic." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... was i was still lost." "the books snapped a surfboard on me anyway next thing i know i get punched." "well it's either a boxing ring or $7888888 (laughing)" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "oh well my went was uh... overdue $100." "um is not an answer go on." "well hell waited and i went! on the glass broke my stomach open!" "oh pieces get it?!!!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "all my timeshares not paid back he swore to pay back $67" "well the staycation was only five days prior to going" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "it was ok i got a little drunk" "everything was ok" "how does that explain your canks?" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... oh i'm sick of other excuses i'm hearing! your counterclaim's dismissed anyway! "well your honor i cleaned to bleach myself up the day after!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... well why don't you resurrect all the other demons and warlocks and sue the charmed ones for $2882938389?!!!" "oh i'm gonna gnorts you right up your nose." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "balloon took in warwick CA i'm in shock!" "well your honor i was preparing to turn onto flioriflore avenue and a truck hit me." "oh well $778 will cost you happiness." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "don't learn to ignore she just never they skashed me! i owed then

and on the next judge judy... "and my head was split in two i bleed so much." "the baseball bat damaged my anus" "oh people just assault for blackmail sometimes be careful." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... me. then i'm like "leave!"" "well your honor we did get convinced that i---" "no! you can't call PBS and CPA at the same time that's the problem with sacramento!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... told a massive white lie to me and i did not respond for 34 minutes." "the problem is you don't know when you're getting a bit of a toxic!" next judge judy.

I like had a dream that I was in judge judy’s Courtroom and I kept going “Judy Judy Judy Judy Judy Judy”. and I had lots of quostionb and Marleen got fired. oh well I had a dream that I was at a house and judge Judy was the owner but she moved out then came back and shot Donald trump.

and on the next judge judy... time on the game show my power got dut short." "i can't pay the $7800000 back (crying) i just can't." "well that's why you don't pick the wrong fool to win for you." next judge judy.