Oh, looks like I'm the best-looking one in the group.

Oh, looks like I'm the best-looking one in the group.

Oh, looks like I'm the best-looking one in the group.

Oh, looks like I'm the Best-Iooking one in the group.

We're now talking about the biggest surprises of this year before it ends. Me organizing a flash mob at Steve's school. Stan getting Reba McEntire to call Hayley on her birthday. Well, Stan, I think my favorite surprise was... I have two. When Dad came home from serving in the military, and the call from Reba. Those were my favorites.

But I have to pee, Jeffy! Okay, Cheezborger, let's pee in the bushes!

Hey Roger, I know how Santa gets down the chimney! All he does is take that big belt of his and tie it really tight around his waist, and it makes him so skinny he fits right down the chimney! Hayley...