Here are the 3-D dimensional nominees. Cars, John Lasseter. I'm gonna kill myself Pam, I hope he wins.

Cars, Happy Feet, Monster House. Wonder who wins. Pam? Right. Animated characters, remain seated, only real people get up. And the Oscar goes to...

It is all Pam’s fault. If she hadn’t dropped Stewie’s paci down the disposal, I never would’ve rehearsed in a cold car and gotten sick. Get started with me. If you left the battery on in my car all night, I wouldn’t be late to work, and Dick van Dyke wouldn’t be mad at me. Chin Chimney wants to kill me.

It is all Pam’s fault. If she hadn’t dropped Stewie’s paci down the disposal, I never would’ve rehearsed in a cold car and gotten sick. Get started with me. If you left the battery on in my car all night, I wouldn’t be late to work, and Dick Van Dyke wouldn’t be mad at me. Chim Chimney wants to kill me.