Do I smell?

You wouldn’t know real football if it bludgeoned you over the head

Oh, don't you, joke boy?

You wouldn’t know ruhl mahn football if it bludgeoned you over the head

I don’t know the man, but he sounds quite fetching.

I don’t know the man, but he sounds quite sketchy.

You Really Think You Can Manipulate that Beautiful Woman Like the Half-Soused Nightclub Rabble That Lap Up Your Inane “Observations “?"

You really think you can manipulate that beautiful young woman Like the half-soused nightclub rabble that lap up your inane “observations “?