and on the next judge judy... "scratches everywhere i was short $78 in rental fees i would've been broke! "well you see i waited--but i oh you!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... " my timeshare was not paid i told him calmly "pay up or get sued"" "i agreed to pay out anyway! "oh pile it on mate! pile it on!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... " my timeshare was not paid i told him calmly "pay up or get sued"" "i agreed to pay out anyway! "oh pile it on mate! pile it on!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "i was fine on the friday (coughing) and she stole a voice!" "they constantly slashed my tyres!" "listen here i'm a judge not a mechanic." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "all my timeshares not paid back he swore to pay back $67" "well the staycation was only five days prior to going" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "and my head was split in two i bleed so much." "the baseball bat damaged my anus" "oh people just assault for blackmail sometimes be careful." next judge judy.

who will be on judge judy next? stavros panayotakis and gayle barville.

and on the next judge judy... was i was still lost." "the books snapped a surfboard on me anyway next thing i know i get punched." "well it's either a boxing ring or $7888888 (laughing)" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "it was ok i got a little drunk" "everything was ok" "how does that explain your canks?" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "believe me you don't wanna have a random." "take my advice leave before i kick you out." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... ouch!" "your honor i did pay $392 to get my $23 that i paid to return back for my truck." "oh the heat is on now i'm telling you!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "well ma'm we're just were going at 3:00 to get a window box bllawup bjfgififksoo!" "well i supopse--- but you waited!" "oh raised voices don't work here trust me." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... " dermatillomania everywhere the cat shed hair frequently" "then i went" "i've owed people $299992000 for funeral costs twice in the past before." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... shocked when i rolled into the confessional." "the whole incident went to australia's funniest home video show." "mascots can be jumpy at times." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "well the two shavauns slashed a tyre! they owe me $78!" "my throat was bashed and slit." "oh i was such a terrorist!" "so what? a shopping trolley makes no diffrence." next judge judy .

and on the next judge judy... oh i'm sick of other excuses i'm hearing! your counterclaim's dismissed anyway! "well your honor i cleaned to bleach myself up the day after!" next judge judy.